Presence of mind always works

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind
and the right answer at right time.

Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the
questioner
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS
Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank ) Interviewer said "I shall either ask you
ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while
and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while
andsaid, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!" He was selected for IIM!

*"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is
themaster of presence of mind"



"START BY DOING WHAT'S NECESSARY, THEN WHAT'S POSSIBLE, & SUDDENDLY YOU
ARE DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE"

When Bond meets an Andhra guy......

When Bond meets an Andhra guy......

James Bond: "My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).... James Bond."
James Bond: And you?
Telugu Guy: I am Sai...(Smiles.)
Venkata Sai... (Smiles.)
Siva Venkata Sai . (Smiles.)
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... (Smiles..)
Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....(smiles..)
Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... (SMILES BIGGER.)
Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai .... (SMILES & LAUGHS.)
Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...... (SMILES & LAUGHS LOUDER.)

James Bond faints!!!